13 Marketing Pick-up lines

13 Marketing Pick-up lines

You might be thinking that some of these are cheesier than a 4-cheese pizza, but you know you can’t resist LOL-ing. It is widely known that marketers are very good with their words, so it’s no surprise that there is a multitude of jokes for all the different experts. Let’s get a good laugh out of these lovable marketing pick-up lines.

For an email campaign strategist 

1.Baby, I can’t opt you out of my mind.

2. Hey, you could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

3. What do you say we bounce to my place like a bad email?

For an SEO expert

1.How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?

2. If you let me be your googlebot, I’ll crawl over you all night long.

3. My link juice brings all the babes to the yard.

For a paid search strategist

1.There is no frequency cap on how often I think about you.

2. I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

3. Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime.

4. You’re like a paid search campaign, you’ve made quite an impression on me.

For a social media marketer

1.You’re so beautiful, you don’t even need an Instagram filter.

2. Where is the ‘Like’ button for your smile?

3. Hey, with a face like yours, I bet you’d be trending on social media in no time.

Which one of these are you going to use in your next team meeting? Make sure you tag all your marketing expert friends and have a laugh together.